Joke

i went looking for dentist jokes. A LOT of them center on dentists as greedy people who want your money. Here's an example:

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

You know what I say? If there's a stereotype of dentists, there has to be a germ of truth in it somewhere. If you're a dentist and you're reading this, I'd like to hear from you how you justify your prices. I don't want to hear the crap about how expensive the equipment is - we all have student loans we're trying to pay back.